Run:  1547

 Hares:  Cock Radio & (Coo Chi Coo on wheels) – Australia Day Run

 Date: Friday, 27 January,  2012

 

Run Report by Strapless

 

The run started at 6pm from the car park at the end of Sembawang Road.  From there, we turned left to Andrews Avenue where we encountered the first Circle Check.  Someone found the trail heading towards the familiar canal which we used to cross. Another Circle Check! The pack spread out and found paper in the bushes. Running Shxx, Stash & I did not follow the pack but ran along the canal, hoping that the trail will eventually be in our path. Unfortunately, we were not so lucky. Stash & I managed to catch up with the pack but Running Shxx disappeared. From the open field, we ran towards the main road and veered left. Knowing that the run will be in clockwise direction, I crossed the road towards the MRT line while the pack ran along the road. As expected, the markings led us towards the private housing estate and from there, it was continuous road run with funny road name like Malu Malu (meaning shame, shame in Malay). Then we ran through the HDB housing estate, playground and finally a tour of the black & white colonial houses along roads with English names this time. Front runners finished at 7.15pm. It was a good, tough run with various terrains.

 

Thank you, Aussies!

 

Strapless

 

 

Circle Report by Wankie Pooh

 

Run 1547 – The Aussie Run – Cock Radio…. It only takes one of us – not ten!

Confirmed to be a good run….not quite a bloody good run…!

 

Virgins: 1 Catherine – friend of Eleven and Circle Jerk

Returnees and visitors: around 10: Dimple, Birdshit, Cock Knocker, Tuas, Last Minute dot cum, Lacy Lady, Mr. McGloo, Delicious Pussy, Tina Tuna, Paul

Members 60

 

Chinese New Year Ang Pow for Croc Hunter… Saliva insisted on 2 oranges as well.  Ah Hua said that when he joined the Hash Beer Trucking – he couldn’t speak English – now he feels he could write a book!

 

Hare Whip - Cock Radio

  1. To Shoe Shopper – standing in for Julia Gillard…. The prime minister of Australia had a bit of a security problem when she had to make a dash for it to avoid confrontation with an angry crowd of Aborigines…. Leaving her slipper behind... So on behalf of the Aborigines he would like to offer this “didgeridoo” …. (Trousers down)… would you like to blow on it? (improvisation of didgeridoo music….) from the traditional owners of this country – would like to offer you a thorough spanking…..Lets party - we need to pack a Bill a Bong….. will a Didgery Do??

 

  1. There are certain advantages to being small and certain advantages of being tall.  Why was Coo Chi Coo jumping constantly while chatting to Tina Tuna…? Pass him an orange box and then he can get a better view of her cleavage…..! – No Good entered the fray and gave him a good slippering…. He took his time….

 

  1. Shoe Shopper previously had a long charge sheet about the music that he had selected at his wedding…..like “Yesterday”…… and “California Girl”…. Included on called… Rat in the Kitchen” well Tracy did find a rat in the kitchen and gave him a frantic phone call from the living room table…..now the second line of the song is “what you going to do about it?”…. so that was the next thing he said!!!..... Tracy didn’t find it funny!.... only one rat in this circle!.... a significant moment….. for a naming.

    1. Now there was a great deal of argy bargy – but it was between Kitchen Rat and Ratatouille… my side of the circle was sure that was the decision, Handbag didn’t get it and so from now on by the powers indigested in him she will be known as Kitchen Rat

 

Prick – Handbag

A)   TBA and Princess of the Sloth – for inviting him out for a CNY feast and not knowing what he was eating – frogs, turtles, pig’s ears… My brothers testicles

B)   Slack Arse for having a dog impaled on a stick – charged with throwing the stick….Korean Sate

 

Mystery Whip – Shaggy Dick 2 – finding it easy to find people to whip…..within 45 seconds of being asked….

  1. To DeepThroat……Last week he was quietly minding his own business chatting to Shoe Shopper when the GM came over…. Need an Australia Mystery Whip….looked at Shoe Shopper and said no you did it recently. SD2 said facetiously “Oh well that will be me then!”…. He reminded the circle that he is British through and through – from Leicester – home of Melton Mowbry Pork Pies…..

  2. To Shoe Shopper for a blonde moment, for saying “If I do the first charge – then you will be doing the whip the following week!”

  3. The entire circle was asked to step back one step – Aussies to come forwards…. He quoted a poem for Australians – starting “God bless Australians…

    1. Land of the free – Blokes, Sheilas and Wankers…. Cock Radio step forwards

    2. The Sheilas – Dominator – who had a bit of Australia in her

    3. Sydney more Queens in Speedos in the crack to separate the two sides of the brain…. Coo Chi Coo

    4. Tasmania – where families bonk together to stay together – Shoe Shopper

    5. West Australia – last to import??………. Ripper

    6. God probably made Queensland – full of dick heads… Fat Crushing Bastard

    7. In Australia they shoot the two animals that appear on the countries crest… no other country in the world does this……

They were all declared born illegitimate…..

 

Mystery Mystery Whip – the Australians open to the floor.

Shoe Shopper

  1.  To Cock Radio – for being a typical lazy Aussie man – he asked her to collect the money for the food... she asked what he will be doing… relaxing!

  2. Wet Patch – the Wanabee Aussie – for spilling water all over her clean clothes – “I’m all wet”… good that will save me time later….. was his reply

 

Coo Chi Coo – called in all the Aussies (cannot afford beer – only way to get it) for being lazy bastards – and only one of them set the run….. T-shirts are coming-ish, and (thanks Saliva) no vegemite sandwiches

 

Ripper and his whip – to the two GMs to see if they can make it crack

“- you just have to be rough” said Handbag

 

AOB

Slocum to Cock Radio for inviting a woman to play the didgeridoo – not aloud – must be a man….. so your mate can….Here’s to blow job…

 

Deep Throat to Cock Radio – how come the police always turn up at your runs???

 

Sly Dog to Wankie Pooh for the poetic typo – Sly Dong

 

Pubic Zipp to Delicious Pussy for having a better name than her.

 

Paul (visitor) to Wet Patch… teach him a few tricks of foreplay ready for his new Aussie life

  1. Oyh – you awake?    2. Brace yourself I’m coming in!

 

Circle ended 8.50   WP

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