Hares: Shaggy Dick Too - non-celebration run
Date: Friday, 23 September 2011
Run Report by Handbag
A noticeably smaller crowd than normal gathered at the back of St.Georges church, much to the consternation of the Hare who had booked Boxer to cater for 60 plus people! Somebody said there was a watching paint dry competition in town, or the motor car equivalent for sad people like Stiffy. The Hare promised us a run that would be shorter than last week. By all accounts, that would not be too hard to do after last week‘s ballbreaker. No Virgins this week, so we were off heading back up the road & right onto the grass. A few of us tried to maintain the high ground hoping that it wouldn’t be the drain crossing at the bottom of the hill, but eventually we had to concede & follow the pack across the drain. I have to confess, where we went after this was a bit of a mystery to me. It is an area I am fairly familiar with but SD2 found some great ways of linking them together that for most of the way I did not really know where I was. SD2 did a great job of keeping the pack together with plenty of T-checks & circles & was there all the way keeping the pack on trail. Eventually after incalculable twists & turns & it getting darker by the minute (and us beginning to question how much shorter than last week this run was actually going to be) we finally appeared back at the restaurants at Dempsey but still at the opposite end to where we needed to be. Weaving our way through Dempsey trying to keep on trail we were amazed to hear a call of ‘on back’ which I said ‘that sounded as if it came from the bar’, only to find Sneaky Comer in his glad rags who even when off duty managed to put us back on trail. What a hasher! Our group arrived back at 1 hour 20 minutes but we were going a bit slow. All agreed it was a very good run, great use of the area & something for everyone. If you are looking to set a good run get some tips from SD2. (Now SD2, about that $50 dollars you promised me……....).
PS. SD2 was last seen selling Boxer’s left-over Coq-au-vin to petrol heads who had gathered in the same car park.
Circle Report by Wankie Pooh
Hare: Shaggy Dick Too Run Site: Harding Road
Run declared decidedly shorter than last week – but still 9.5km….so “too short” “too much shaggy” and“ not enough hares” was called.
Next week’s hare Coo Chi Coo – kind of warmed to the stage and rattled on and on about this and that and they couldn’t shut him up……last week‘s newsletter, run scribe talked about a circuitous root or was it rout? And then how the pack had got lost on 6th Avenue – how can anyone get lost on 6th Avenue??– Blonde accusation to Shoe Shopper.
Handbag sorting out some lost property – smart shoes belonging to someone called …..Pierre Cardin…. Took him 2 weeks to remember to bring them – Altzimers charge.
Visitors: Veggie Queen, Eskimo Quinn, Peggy, Vibrator, Boom Boom and Butt Wiper
Hare Whip – Ah that is probably me!! – said lone hare SD2
1. At the far end of the run as he was laying paper – by the old swimming pool – he stopped to have a rest and a drink when a Chinese man and a dog (not his dog) came by….. Does your dog bite?.... severely savaged hare…..”It’s not my dog!” The dog went up to the circle and pissed on the flour (did you notice the yellow tinge?). So look alike owner of a Golden Retriever – Shoe Shopper….. She’s the meanest……
2. Called in the GM’s for their private party.. .called for beer and Trash (not sure what day of the week it was!) joined them, without the beer tray - so got a down down too!
3. Called in visitor Boom Boom – for coming to the rescue for the on-site dinner.
Deep Throat to Sly Dog – for sending Goodie Bag on a goose chase last week – on Friday he was at a company team building exercise in Seletar Camp…. Not hashing. She ended up at Seletar for the run…..!!
Prick of the Week – Razor to Shoe Shopper
To calls of - why the teeth marks? Walking funny in the circle? It wasn’t always brown…! He was running along and caught up with her – shoe in hand – taking out a “prick in my shoe”….. Better a prick in the hand than two in your shoe!
Handbag - accusing members of intelligence – or rather not….. Coo Chi Coo, Razor, Bagless … the Hashing Intellegencia … same hair styles….To Razor for running up a hill to find a back check – “It’s down!” – the wise sage says! Bagless who, when finding the hare standing in the circle, called out “Someone, break the circle!!” and Coo Chi Coo for “Yes, I think we are going round in a circle here!” – of course that is what hashing does!
DeepThroat to Ayam Kampong – not sure why!
Mystery Whip － Shut the F**k up 2
To Shoe Shopper who when talking about the run – discussed how short the run was… and chimed up – well the pack was a little small. Now why on earth does the size of the pack affect the length of the run??? – she was publicly pissed on…
To Cock Tease who when running across the open field – only two sticks for miles around – yet she still managed to trip over them both!
Mystery Mystery Whip – Hoover – sick… sorry!
Razor pulled in Sharon Batu – who was looking over a skimpy top in the haberdash – and declared she would never such a thing…… he asked her – would you wear it for me? – Yes! – ok boys how much will you chip in…..?
Boom Boom called for silence– “Respect for the fat bastard” - thanks CCC!
Getting back from the run – impressed at all the showers and how discrete people were except….. - The new shower tent fell over giving full view of Eskimo’s plumbers crack….!
Shoe Shopper – with the P of W banging against her leg – sympathy from all around….
Had her Golden Retriever shaved – looks more like a Labrador….. rather he didn’t look like that really – all their owners seem to turn blind……announcement of the Harriet’s 2000th run on the 22 Oct
Chastity Belt to Handbag – he talks about a real CORKER! – what is a Corker? – a conker in vinegar? A plonker? The express need of a visitor to Delhi…..
Deep Throat wanted to give our golden mass of hair visitor a name….. Bushy 2 came? Golden Reliever? – not to be.
500 Runs – Dim Sum – T-shirt – Its Bruce Lee.
500 Bagless a fine figure of a man! (Awarded by Shoe Shopper)
300 Shoe Shopper – she had a Teeny Weenie Willie…..
STFU to two old farts – Aye Aye and Bagless – who think her mum age 60 is quite young then….!
Razor – addresses ambiguous discussion earlier – Tanglin Road – PO Box address to Hooray!
CCC to Wet Patch discussion of golden retrievers and the chap who collects it in the shower….
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