Run Report by Corny-Linguist

No need for printed out Gobble Maps and convoluted conversations with bewildered taxi drivers - Dover MRT was an easy access start to an excellent run. Cheeks Out, our hare for the week, adorned with multi coloured tapes introduced the pack to a trail marking system free of flour, paper and chalk. I was based around the traditional values of red =left yellow = white and keep left when the black tape is rising on the windward side.

Thus completely clarified we set of in to Mount Sinai and a swift tour of the great and good properties in those parts. But then, a nifty check, a soon to be lost railway, and the scenery quickly changed. With the pack completely inverted and the last first we came off the road. The jungle sucked us in and we were quickly immersed in dangerous green that squelched and sucked at the toes of the vibram five finger foot clad few and the shoes of the rest of us. 

The hare had clearly been loose with the parang as we battled across virgin terrain, along watercourses that had been built by Raffles and forgotten and up slopes that required the use of a pulling rope.  Was I the only one contemplating the future of my heart and lungs at the top? – I think not. Eventually emerging along the a fence protecting some secret installation we returned to the clean underbelly of this benighted isle and within a comfortable few more ks we were amongst the clean locals taking a more conventional approach to perambulatory fitness and suddenly we were back. Great run and a standard to which we should all aspire.

Written in his sleep by

Corny Linguist

Circle Report by Deep throat

Cheeks out “for the boys” Verdict: Good Run

Hare Whip:

Wet Patch for going on the Tiger Lily Loop so that he can go home for a shower.

Hooray who normally doesn’t follow trail actually did the Tiger Lily loop!

GM to Wet Patch: not only did he go home for a shower; he came back with a large bottle of Tiger Beer.

Mystery whip: Ayam Zinking 

Cheeks Out for saying Right is Left and Left is Right or so he insisted. He is an engineer so let’s not argue with him!

Cocktease approached the whip for sex toys! There is more to meeting people and drinking beer on the hash for her.

All the locals in the circle: For scaring the public with their sexy attire on the Red Dress run…Apparently we made it to local Chinese press!

Prick of the Week

Stiffy tried very hard to give away (to, Penile-Ext) the Prick but it ended in the trash. Saliva picked it up and handed it back to Stiffy. Good try Stiffy…next week lah!

Mystery Whip II: Wet Patch

Cheeks Out for setting the run especially for Tiger Lily and Ziggy …but they were not there!

Jack off for getting turned on by the sailors who wear the Five Fingers on the run

GM Charges: Cock Radio to:

Featherlite for offering him money!

Aye Aye for getting when changed when he called for the circle.

Cock Radio to Cherry Picker for letting standard drop ??? (can’t remember the rest)

AOB

Cherry Picker to Cock Radio for being a lousy leader

Featherlite to Sly Dog for talking on the phone during the circle.

TBA to Cherry Picker for false charging the injured GM.

Deep Throat to Hand Bag for not knowing when the date for the D&D when being asked. (Shanghai-him!)

Aye Aye to Stiffy for having beers brought to him.

Suzy Wong calls Cheeks out in the circle for setting the extra loop for Tiger Lily and Ziggy, but what about “Open to the floor’ who came in 3^rd place in the Miri Hash?

Belcher to Slocum for wanting a Brazilian wax?

Slocum to Wet Patch: Something about he is never too wet or warm enough? 

(I try to clarify this charge at the on on : Wet Patch told me he thought the full 9yards is too long for Shoe shopper.  Shoe shopper then said, it was 9 meters that she wanted!!!)

Corny Linguist to Herr Zip for looking like himself????

Kan Not Kan to Ayam Zinking and Cock Radio for not able to tell the difference between him and Kan the Kobra

Saliva to Ayam Zinking & Coo -chi-coo for mistaking Pubic Zipp as a local

Coo-chi-Coo to Cheeks out for confusing him by using the same colour tape on the run as the ones they use for the construction site.

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