Run 1443 Idle Erection Run
Date: 12th February 2010
Hares: Penile Extension, Stiff, Shaggy Dick 2, Cock Radio, Stiffler, Consultant Dicks: Phoney Dick, Stiffener, Reluctant Dick: Stiffy!
Run-Site: End of Springleaf Avenue
On On: Beng Cheng Restaurant
Numbers: Members: 66
Visitors: 12 (incl. 3 virgins)
The Run by our Mystery Run Reporter: Handsome Married Men #02: Ripper
The Lion King, the fashion industry, stages of insect life, and the Hash. What’s the common theme I hear you ask. Cirles of Life, life cycles, what goes around comes around – you get the drift.
Long ago, back 20 years or so – when most of you were actually running on the hash, as opposed to walking and shortcutting, and yes, most of you were there way back then – there were two people to be avoided at all costs. The GM, lest you be appointed mystery whip – some things don’t change, and the On-Sec lest you be asked to scribe the run. Along the way, the On-Sec stopped asking for reports and life became a bit easier – until now. Delegation, press ganging and arm twisting have become the order of the day again and I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Would I scribe the run? Bit hard to say no when no is not the answer she wants to hear.
So, injuries notwithstanding, here is my version of the run.
A quick dash towards the last wooden traffic bridge in Singapore, only to find it’s been upgraded to concrete, followed by a brief sojourn up a drain for the ubiquitous T-check. Back to, and over, earlier mentioned bridge and off towards Sembawang Rd. Nope, too easy, it’s a right turn into the bush and from here on the hares milked out as much greenery as they could from a tight area. Twisting a turning using every drain, track and trail they could find. It obviously worked as on several occaissions I espied Machine running back to join the pack. Hard to believe he was caught checking in the wrong direction. Equally hard to believe he’s slowing down in his retirement years. Maybe he was just giving the rest of the pack a chance. A drain crossing gave the girls a chance to show how far they could stretch their legs. A bit of an eye opener as some of the, presumably, more experienced girls seemed to have forgotten how it’s done.
A bit more track followed by a lot of jungle, a dozer push, more jungle and the sound of Yishun Rd looming ever nearer. Eventually we turned to run parallel to Yishun Rd and past a huge clearing where there was a large assortment of bulldozers, traxcavators and excavators. Clearly this development in progress was the focal point of the run, for we had run three sides of it so far with out ever venturing into it. The fouth side was soon traversed and then it was off to the canal, chuck a left, over the bridge, chuck a right and on home. For the more enthusiastic there was a longer run which took in some of the jungle near Springleaf Heights.
Did I run it all? No, not at all – I walked it. Joys of being a walking wounded. Did I enjoy it? Yes. A good run in a tight area. Thanks hares.
With scribing of the runs having now gone full circle, only time will tell if it goes the same way it did last time. Let’s hope not.
The Circle by: Cheeks Out
The Circle started: At 7:51 – no sorry too much chatting and socializing around the delicious snacks thanks to the better halfs’ of PenileExtension and Stiff: Thank you ladiesJ
Finally at just before 7:59 the circle was quiet and THEN the GM decided to move us all – ok so The Circle started: at 8:00.
What did we think of the Run: Bring in all the Dick Family: and call of “good run!” “plenty of Cock ups” or was that plenty of “Cock’s up”?? verdict “good run”!!
Tell us about your On On: Red Lantern of the North “just over there” says Penile Extension pointing in a vague north-western direction: Chinese 12$ a head Beng Cheng restaurant – you can walk there.
Next Week’s Run: Boo The Mad Chinaman Upper Seletar – bring a torch light – sounds like it could be a long one J
Virgins: Three virgins or was that Free virgins – the GM was lisping with pleasure and in there for a foto-shoot for his scrap book “that was me and some free virgins – gotta love Singapore what?”.
Visitors: Jackie, Last Minute Dot Come, Pissed On Ice, David, Belcher, Great Balls of Fire, Tosser
Returnees: King Leer, Shoeless
New Members: None
Do we have a Hare Whip? Penile Extension
As we all know it is a public holiday coming up two days holiday in fact and yet someone was heard complaining – soo busy lah cook this, prepare that – will need a holiday after the holiday – Bring in the holiday overload girl: Sharon Batu
The cocks or pricks – sorry the dicks had planned to have t-shirt but something got cocked up and that had to do with Phoney Dick? Not sure why or how, something to do with credibility – well I think Phoney is very credible? but he drank to the tune of “he’s the meanest..”
The last charge was brought on to show the credibility of all the dicks, no T-shirts well we have to donate something and what can dicks be relied upon to donate? Absolutely right birth numbers are dwindling in Singapore let us donate some healthy hash sperm. Enters Shaggy Dick Too into circle presenting 5 test-tubes with said liquid. 1 from Penile of course, 1 from Shaggy himself, 1 donated by the Stiff family as joint effort (no no Stiffener – you may have inspired one of them but you did not donate back out again!) and 1 from Phoney Dick and one from Stiffy. Of course we would want to involve the whole of the Dick family so we have thought of a role for Cock Tees: tester and taster – before we donate the samples we would like to establish who’s sample is the tastiest and whose is the most disgusting? Cock Tees enters looking a little worried “I am not going to drink that!” – Shouts of encouragement “you can spit it out again” and such were heard and Cock Tees grudgingly started wetting fingers (with samples) and duly sampling against tongue and some were salty, some were horrid and some were umm ahhh quite nice – can I have a bit more of that one and so it went on to cheers of “are double dipping?”, “Suck and swallow” as well as “ohhh you like that do you?” as Cock Tees enticingly suggested she enjoyed the licking part??..Having sorted the samples in order we could then discover that from the most disgusting: Cock Radio (had to be the GM to take the worst hit!) second worst: Stiffy, third the joint effort of the Stiff and Stiffler – it was probably a clash of flavours second best Shaggy and the best flavour was Penile so girls learn from this: “extend the penile and the taste improves
Prick of the Week: Coo Chi Coo is still not around – is he enjoying the prick a bit too much, No Good has certainly got time to run – so does that indicate??
Mystery Whip: Wet’n Wild
and she brings in Can Not Kan – as we all know he is a lean mean running machine and when he turned up for the run he was choosing a tree to change behind – not one of the many big ones around that would easily have covered his privates being exposed – no he carefully chose a little sprig so he could expose his own little sprig? So charge to the exposed one – drink it down down..
It is as we all know getting close to Valentine and tonight she spotted Wet Patch and Shoe Shopper getting ready with a long piece of rope in the car – so a charge to the happy bondage couple.
G-M privilege: Cock Radio: Wet Patch had forgotten his running shoes and called all and sundry to see if he could borrow a pair – even called someone who could reply with “yes actually – I have a spare pair of shoes with me but I am in Perth” that was an expensive call! – but wait not only did he forget his running shoes he is here in the circle in bare feet as he also forgot the shoes to wear after the run – and the charge is not really for Wet Patch because we know who is in charge of making sure Wet Patch has enough shoes:?? Shoe Shopper of course!
Mystery Mystery Whip: Ditch
First charge was going to be a Zola Budd charge (I have to admit I am old enough to remember who Zola was and no she did not trip up that American girl – did she??) but of course the GM stole that charge – Cock Radio, should you maybe leave the GM privilege to after both mystery whips? Drink it down down..
Ditch then went on to talk about fashion statements and called in the cool sunshade club Sharon Batu, Wet’n Wild, Dominator and Cheeks Out – Hey it really WAS sunny tonight and it keeps us from getting old and wrinkled!
Birthdays: Penile Extension and No Good
First in is Stiffy
We all know that tonight was the Dick family run, so Stiffy had been in the library to do some research on why Stiff and Stiffy was connected with the Dick family? First some re-search about virus vaccinations and trial and getting stiff willies?? Not sure where that led but certainly no connection then he thought maybe it would be in the sense of the vulgar meaning of Penis and did some research in the JUNIOR library at UWC and found many an interesting word connected to Dick: But no STIFF or STIFFY so they don’t really belong with the Dick family!
Second in the seated ladies: Quicky, Princess of the Sloth and Saliva.
Third in Shoe Shopper: out on the trail tonight there were two ladies, who occasionally were having trouble in the thick jungle one would be heard exclaiming “I can’t reach over that – it’s too far I can’t do that” and the other would be mulling: “How can I get through that?” “All the way down there?” and such you can try to guess who was who bring in Knickerless and Lenni
Fourth: TBA. yesterday he was in China and going through immigration he had a new experience: a young Chinese girl was seated at the counter – bring in a stand in cute Chinese girl: Chicken Shit, he handed in his passport she looked at it – looked at him – looked at the passport – looked at him and finally explained “wow – you lost weight!” so Chicken Shit let us now put it back on and drink it down down down..
Fifth Wet Patch Something about rugby school boy pranks of clothes-lining and telling us all that tonight it was close to a wet prank as it involved no other than Sharon Batu – Wet Patch got clothes lined by Sharon – sounds kinda kinky to me!
Sixth: Not Tonight enters with a whip – “do you know why Stiffy spends such long hours doing research in the junior library?” it is because of the librarian that some of you may know as “Wet Brazilian!” so Stiffy deserves a flogging!
Gong Xi Fa Cai to you all
GM handed over a small Hong Bao and thanking our merry beer truck men – kindly translated first by Boo – chased out by Strapless – who certainly got the tones right – not so sure of the content??
ON ON was called at 8:40
On On On On!
Scribed by: Cheeks Out
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