Date:  22-Jul-05

Hares: Saliva & Aye Aye

Location: Bukit Brown Cemetery

The Run:

Starting of the run, well predictable; that’s what Barbarian would say. It took the runners around a band or two, predictable, predictable and than came to a check, predictable. Many FRBs checked forward because it seemed predictable. After 5 minutes of fruitless check, no trials appeared. That’s when the FRBs heard the on call by the walkers on the other side of the cemetery, literally separated by a secondary bushy jungle. Ahhh not so predictable after all. The FRBs decided to join the pack by moving forward thinking the road would connect some how. But NO it did not; the FRBs found themselves having to go through a jungle and struggle up a couple of small hills, then viola, the walkers on paper. The hares did a great job by making use of the Cemetery trials wisely and avoiding having to run over graves. Knowing Saliva as one of the hares, we kinda know why. GREAT RUN hares!!

The Verdict: Enough roads, enough graves, enough trees, enough express way. GREAT RUN!

Virgins:  2. Jane & Tim

Visitors:  Sean, David, Betty, Nobby B.s., Emily (Wander off) Bigus Dickus, Muff Diver, Magoo, Softcock, Kamy,

Returnees: Indy, Long Suffering, BlacWidow and Boris Balls

Mile Stones: Stiff (Neil Smith) 200 runs, After Shock (Vanda) 300 runs, Ad nauseam 400 runs

Next week’s run: Hares; Running Shit & Chicken Shit announced their SHIT Family run would be at the Kent Ridge Park

Hare Whip 1: Aye Aye charged BOO for parking his at a slot big enough for 21/2 cars. Bully was also called into the circle because he away able to mitigate the event and have Boo to use what he needs and save the rest for Bully.

Next victim was Magoo. It is advisable to start the run slowly and take up speed when warmed up. Magoo started running like a mad man the moment the run started and check every checks and t-checks but never break any check. Anyway, the hare whip thinks Magoo did what the Irish would love him to do is to “ROON THE FOUCKING HASH”!!

Coo Chi Coo CCC was called in next. The hare reminded us 3 years ago, he had set a run with his co-hare, Saliva, at the Queenstown Club. He recalled CCC having told him this: “If you ever set a run with Saliva again, you should shoot yourself” He demanded why CCC did not remind him this time?!

Hare Whip 2: Speaking about getting-back, Saliva called in all the long suffering wives of Scotsmen for a drink. She included

MW: Ripper – Reminded everyone at the circle that Singapore has always been a small red dot on the world map. There was a particular hasher likes wearing an orange singlet to run the hash. In fact, that could be his only singlet he ever wore to the runs. Someone commented that the map of Australia is very prominently displayed on the front of his shirt and IMPOSSIBLE said, “What you mean the map of Singapore?” I guess Australia looks like Singapore when you look at it Up side Down…Down down Impossible.

MMW – G-String informed everyone, especially the men that Machine is not in town and she would be alone for a good two weeks. So look out men, she is going to dress to kill at the hash and she is looking for a “short timer” to fill in Machine’s position while he is gone. Coo Chi Coo was volunteered for being a short cummer and a short timer and anything short.

Also, G- String said she is not alone being alone. Indy was called in for being in a worse situation.

Prick of the week: Jackoff handed it to G-String for being a 2 week loner.

AOB 1: Black Widow called in Indy and explained why her sex life is such a messed up, because she was always hanging out with Black Widow and no-body else. How miserable can that be?

AOB 2: Not-Tonight (note the spelling) was showing off her tummy in the circle because she was a lone too as Stiffy is also out of town.  But she said Emily (Stiff’s daughter) has a better tummy to show off. Emily gets the down down for having a perfect, flat tummy. Hooray, get your eyes off.

AOB 3: On-up asked a few Chinese Female hashers how to say the word “penis” in Chinese. These ladies claimed that they were never taught such word as it was regarded as “unclean and rude” However, they do know how to say it in Hokkien and Cantonese. On-up called in Strapless standing near a bush holding onto something. When On-up took a closer look, he found out that Strapless was holding on to his “co-co-joy” .

AOB 4: Stiff complaint that the Hares were sweeping the run in their car. Slocum added that Saliva claimed to have set the run that way too.  Down down you bast#*ds.

On on to the Red Lantern:

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