Run 1168 : New Year’s Eve Run
Date : 31, Dec 2004
Hares : Jackoff, Slocum, Stiffy & On-UP
Run-Site : Maidstone Road
On On: Mr Hoe’s @ # 4 Maidstone Road
Sorry folks, not much reported for Dec 24, 2004 run. Although the run was OK, but the circle was short and NO on-on at all…Now lets get on with run 1168..
A note of thanks to Xiqua man for assisting in scribing the New Year’s Eve run Circle report. If any of the following information is misrepresented find him not me…) Also, thanks to those who had helped out on that evening, although we were very short handed (committee wise) we were glad to have helpful members who were ready to lend a hand. Oh, on that note, we are still looking for an ON-SEC. If you are interested to be part of the elite team of the LCHHH Committee member, please see any of us at the above.
Now, here is the circle report….
Last run of the year. It was noted to be the wettest and the best run of 2004. What a great way to wrap up a bad year. Although a bit long but nonetheless, was excellent. Down down hares.
We had 2 virgins- Sylvia from Singapore and Mike from West Virginia. (Are they really virgins? Maybe from backside!)
We had more of them then the LCHHH members. They were given some golden brew to toast their good fortune for running with LCHHH.
After a bit of confusion Stiffy, the harewhip called in Skidmark & Ad Nauseum for making obscure remarks about the run. Grand Mattress was given a down down for carrying only chalks on setting the run and the disgruntled Stiffy had to carry all of the 9kg of flour.
M. Whip 1:
Shoeshopper explained the genius of Cums Quietly for clarifying how to run faster by taking quicker steps. (Funckin’ clever, huh!) On Down Cums Quietly, the genius.
M. Whip 2:
Cums in Turd called in Cocked Eye, Slocum & Jackoff. These are the new Velcros Triplets for wearing the same friendship/safety bands they got from Thailand and were spared from the Tidal waves. (Guess Slocum is AC/DC)
On in Shoe Shopper for promoting a wet tee shirt contest and bribing a potential judge Stiffy, who was also rewarded with some yellow suds too!
Skid Mark brought in Cums Quietly and Stiffy for insensitive about the Tsunami & wore the Ha-waii-sh Five-O tee shirt with BIG waves on the front.
Skid Mark was brought into the circle by the Grand Mattress because he and his team of hikers (including Jackoff & Slocum) got lost in Koh Samui since he can’t read the fuckin’ map! A 2 hour hike turned into a 6 hour stumbling drunk man’d sojourn.
Ugly Bum masterfully explained that Ripper suggested that the silicone preservatives in the bag of Ikan Bilis should have been used to enlarge the tits of the female LCHHH hashers. On down Ripper.
Harvey Wallbanger celebrates his “50” birthday on Jan 1st and Cums in Turd will leave for Dublin on Monday. (We finally deported the bastard). On down you two.
Squire and Aftershock were given down down each for “helping to bring the Virgin Mike back to the run site” just because they could not manage the hills and many flights of steps during the run themselves. On Down!
Stiffy charged Shoe Shopper & Not Tonite for dressing inappropriately not laying out appropriate clothes for their mates to wear (Hope they can manage the toilet on their on.)
An appeal was made to buy hash tee shirts as half the proceeds will be donated to the Tsunami Victims. Right now, money is more needed than clothing.
On-Up also asked for donation of “personal time” to help the victims at the affected countries. He will be going personally (don’t know where yet) to help the victims this Chinese New Year holiday.
On-on: Mr Hoe’s at On-Up’s place. Great On-on, great party, great countdown and lots of boozes. There was also a minute of silence devoted to the Tsunami victims after the count down. That evening, we have collected a total cash/cheque donation of $947.00 for the victims. Thanks for all your continual support.
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