Run No: 1146
When: July 30
Where: Rifle Range Road
Occasion: Hares to the Rescue
Hares: No Problem and Vibrator
Mystery Whip: Ripper
On-On: Red Lantern
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(Right Stiff, it’s at the Fouckin End, ya all know that)
GM:On In Clone the Barbie doll, the town Crier (no Fouckin Clone again, this Hash has gone to Fouck)
On in Aye Aye to yet again save the day, (thank heavens for the stalwarts)
· So what did we think of tonight’s run, “Good run, good run” (me bollix, into a stream up to the PIE at snails pace, hang a left totally miss “Old Sime Rd” back into the stream, out of the stream back into the stream out of the stream back into the stream and home) Ok I know ye got a bit lost and ye came out not where ye thought ye would end up. Thanks honestly for taking this run a t such short notices, true hashers “No Problem & Vibrator” Give ‘em a note.
· Next weeks run “Red & White" Or as we say down Leeside, “Blood and Bandages” National day run Boo & Quicky
· On in Virgins: Two Culchies. Dan and Helen from the “Old Sod” a big long string of Misery he is too, but in true Irish tradition on the Hash he was as ever a FRB, I think they breed ‘em in the Great Kerry Rift Valley. Give ‘em a note
· On in the Visitors, Shaggy Dick (he was last heard down in Muddy’s Blowin his Hole about him being the greatest Investment Wanker on the planet and how he had tons of Stock market tips, bet he says that to all the Women hanging off em!!!)) Mark 1 & Mark 2, Denis the other Irish Menace, Big Head, give ’em a note.
· On in Zip, so she keeps the Menace in the Circle, he needs to eat less and look like his Brother Dan from the Kerry Rift valley, (way to much fried Lice Denis) Change the shirt & the diet. Give ’em a note.
· On in Returnees: Peanuts, (something about being a founder member) Give ‘em a note
On in Hare Whip: Vibrator
· On in Sharon Stone “ so she scolds Vibrator for making her wet on the run, give her a very Wet Down, Down.
· So here comes a Taxi all the way from The PIE, out pops Tuna Sandwich and “Tuff Bitch” ah Shut up ye Stella Mentallers and stop the Guff, Give ’em a note
(For Fouck how can ya get lost on the PIE??? We were never more than 50 yards from Civilization)
· On in Horray (a cross between a Windmill and a constipated John Travolta) once again he Foucked up on one of his so called shortcuts and got himself lost. (Never ever follow Horray) Give ’em a note.
On in the Mystery Whip: Ripper (the man with the Builders chalk, who hides his motorbike when Mummy comes to visit and instead cycles to work)
· On in G String so she took Umbrage (help Stiffy, another Mombler of a word from Ripper) at Rippers rudeness in telling her she had a huge Ass. On in Sex–Pit now that’s what I call real CLASS. Give ’em a note.
· On in all the Americans, so it turns out they think Austria is the same as Australia and Dublin is in Ohio and Paris is in Texas, but they can sniff out a barrel of crude from 10 thousand miles away, shit hot Oil Diviners. If they got out of their gas guzzling SUV’s they wouldn’t need half the oil. Give ‘em all a Guzzling note.
That’s all Folks the Maid washed me pants and the second circle notes page was in me Phoca
“The Lee Rd” Nut house in Cork
“The Gawks” Vomiting profusely
The Off: The start
Bursting for a Slash: Dying for a wee
Stella Mentallers: Mad Wans
Me Bollix: No way pal
Blood & Bandages; Tribal War, Cork hurling colours, played by Madmen with Sticks
Old Sod: Ireland
I did in Me Bollix: I most certainly did not!!!
Mombler; Very big
Kerry Rift Valley: Remote part of Ireland only got electricity in 1999
Blowin His Hole: Bull-shitting
Guff: Giving out
Me Phoca: My pants pocket
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