Run No:            1128

When:              2nd April 04

Where:             Lorong Lada Hitam

Occasion:          The Boot Camp Run

Hares:               Machine, TI Joe

Mystery Whip:  Barbarian

Mystery² Whip: G-String

Members:         47

Guests:             13

On-On:             Cheng Beng

Next Week’s Hares: The Velcros

Disclaimer:

The names and stories used in the accompanying text may be purely fictitious - the product of lost circle notes, the authors whim/grudge/affection, or just too much beer.  Any similarity to real persons or events should be considered purely coincidental, even when the fictitious person's father, mother, brothers, sisters, dogs and cats are revealed by name, date of birth, and significant deformity.

Loose Change we love you. Every single little bone in your body, yes we love and respect you. You are one of the kindest nicest hashers in the business; if more people had one ounce of your love and enthusiasm for life (and the Hash) this world would be such a better place. Thanks for taking the hash last week at such short notice, as ever you are so Dependable, Good Looking and Nice

On in Grandmaster:

 (notice how he’s on time this week, not lost in the woods like last week. The Buzz is that last week’s beer tab went way up, the Irish lads kept Hoovering it down while Aye Aye was lost in The Jungle) On in the Hares, “What did we think of tonight’s run” Truthfully one of the Fouckin best runs I was ever on, it had everything from Jungle, Trail, Lake crossings and a 3k Run in to finish (I was orgasmic at the end of it) Well Done Machine & French Kiss aka TI Joe. We are not worthy. Big reputations always bring a big turn out. Give the Hares a Note

(Jasus Ad Nauseum and Ugly Bum are back, we missed ye, welcome back)

§         On in Virgins; Suzanne from Finland (lots of Irish heat on this Bitch tonite)  Give them a note

§         On In returnees: On in Ugly bum and Ad Nausem, (now for Fouck sake stay back), Shoeless,  give them a note

§         Visitors: a load of them

On in Hare whip: On in Machine (he looks a small bit Bokety?)

Well the Fri hash some years back (that’s before most of the Muppets turned to seed) was known as the ‘Pick Up” hash, some even got married out of it. Then they left the hash and a couple of years later (when the wan was Burning Oil) the men would come back to The Fri Hash in search of a new Wan. TI Joe  got it all backwards - he left the hash to find his Wan.  And anyway the Monday hash (Ya know the one that only allows Women in the Raw to attend) are fearful that he’ll leave their Monday hash (who gives a toupenny Fouck about that bunch of Bigots) So as a going away present they are organizing a couple of strippers, that way he wont stay away too long.  Give TI Joe a farewell note.

M Whip: On in Barbarian  (A little Birdie told me about him hashing in Canada and he had a different hash name!!!) Looks like he lost a bit of weight must be a story here.

§         On in Muddy Balls, well he lived up to his name again tonight; he charged through a small lake and came out the other side with Mud up to his Knackers, give him a note (me and Kawasaki swam across the Fouckin thing while all the hash just did the Sensible thing and ran around it)

§         On in Ad Nauseum, so he was a great fan of the Fri Hash but of late he can’t make it half as often as he would like, why is this, well he needs a big fat Wallet to Support his new Vice which just happens to be his Good wife Ugly Bum, she like overnight has become a HMB Give Jim a Note.

§         Talking of HMB on in Bushy. So our “News of The World, Neighbours from hell” invited us to Dinner at their Gaf Yer one is a Stella of a wan, they made dinner and tried unsuccessfully to poison me to death, but the Fouckin Mentallers got Bushy instead. She ended up costing me an Arm and a Leg at Gleneagles Hospital for 3 nights. Believe me there is no such thing as a free Lunch not to mind to say Dinner. Give Bushy a note.

(So no sign of the three hares from last Fri hash, hopefully all is ok with them, I mean two of them Stellas used to live on top of the beer wagon) 

On In M.M.Whip G-String on in (they are keeping it in the Family)

§         On in Hares so no Monday hashers on the Fri hash. The Fri hash covered the exact same route as Monday (so how the Fouck did Astronut end up getting lost on Monday and also on Friday?) So the hares couldn’t be bothered to sweep, the walkers asked them for the short route they just told them to follow Hooray and they would be guaranteed a short hash, (that man Hooray should have a been born a Fouckin Crow. In fact I think he would find a shorter route than a Crow) Run The Fouckin Hash Ray San. Give the Hares a note

§         On in the Plastic Paddies Sex Pit and Cums in Turd (what’s all this about) So when Phone sex got to a Circle Check miles ahead of the rest and being the Honest hasher that he is he goes off in search of the new trail. Five mins later and The Plastic Paddies arrive at then same check, so they do their Michael Jackson Moonwalk impersonation and Mill around at the check never straying more than 20 yards away. Suddenly they spot G String and when the coast is clear ask her does she know which way the trail goes and if she tells them they will just slope off not saying a word to anyone. (Yeah like ye do every time I end up miles behind all I have to do is look around and when there is no Cums in Turd or Sex Pit you can be guaranteed as sure as night will follow day that they are up there on their own in total silence and on Paper!!!) So anyway G String hasn’t an Iota of where the trail goes and anyway it’s very dishonest on their part to try and extract that type of information on any hash, it’s just not in the true spirit of Hashing and A.S. Gispert would turn in his grave if he knew that this type of underhand stuff was happening.  (It now looks like Probably the most Honest Hasher in The World is not so honest after all) so give the Silent Plastic Paddies 150 Decibels of a note.

§         On in Left is right and Right is left (Not a glimmer) Something about Malfunction in London???

§         On in Flakey turns out he is Velcro twins love child.   On in the soccer team who lost the match but won the fight. A special mention for fag-sucker, “Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.

(Well CCC two pages only)

(Good nite Loose Change we love and adore you, sweet dreams)

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