Run No.            1061

When                3 January 2003

Where               Kranji Way

Hares                Astronut, (Poser), Black Widow and Indecent Exposure

Occasion          Recovery Run

Members           47

Virgins              2

Visitors             3

Circle Report                                                            

It was a bit tricky just getting to the runsite that wet Friday afternoon way out there in Kranji.  If you were in the mood for adventure like FrontArse and I were; we figured, a fun thing to do is to drive past somebody on the road, get in front of them real fast, and then slam on the brakes; but man, I gotta warn you, it's not so good for your car - or your spinal cord." We did finally get to the runsite, and I think the abrupt stop and go didn’t even wake QuickSand up in the back seat.

Poser was busy recovering from dengue fever so Astronut enlisted the services of two of the young ladies to help set the run and I tell, if she didn’t already have the dreaded mozzy-fever, she might well have got it on this run…in fact, she probably did get on the recce!  I’ve had dengue and few other bad bug bites and I’m here to tell you it drives ya bonkers.  I remember back when Grandpa contracted Rocky Mountain Spotted fever from a tick that jumped off an ole hound dog,  the next morning we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. "Get down!" yelled Uncle Lou. "Don't move!" screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn't listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that.  Did I say shiggy yet?  It was a damn good run in a bunch of good nasty shiggy pits. Nice gloware t-shirts were abundant at the end and Astro even sprung for a free shower for everyone after the run.

Speedy was the stand in Grand Mattress again this week introduced by ChasTITY Belt.  It’s nice seeing the virgins showing up most every week and Speedy introduced the post-haste.  Visitors new the routine and we were soon on to the remainder of the circle.

Grand Master called me, Frontarse, Dickless, and ShitFit on in for using the natural resources freed up by Astronut and showering with the rain.  CB figured it looked like 4 beached whales floundering in the carpark.  Maybe it’s time to drop a few pounds.

MW:  PhoneyDick went way out there on the run that night, he was looking for something juicy he could sink his teeth into, something fresh and new he could use in the circle, as he approached one KiasuLun from behind, he was nearly knocked down by the trailing whisky fumes.  Out of concern, Phoney decided he better lead whisky binge back to the runsite, but Kiasu figured he had enough shiggy and decided to go the other direction forcing the hare to have to drive all the way back to the mid-run area and turn Liasu back around again.  Next, Phoney got Dickless on in for another down-down.  Seems he was spotted with several amateur porn stars in Bangkok a few weeks ago, that’s grounds for charging.  Funny enough, and not that the whipped are allowed a plea, it turned out Dickless was in Thailand, but it was Phuket he visited.  Then again a few of those heavy nights were a bit hard to remember, weren’t they Dickless?

Next, Melanie from San Diego volunteered on in, she had a joke to share with all present… sorry to say at the punch line, the circle was as quiet as a library… "It's strange, isn't it? You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaargghhhh!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in."

MMW: Bereth Hale (that’s not her hash name) was on in for a whip debut. She wasted no time hauling Boo, Bagless2 RooningShit and even Zip on in for standing there laughing at poor Bereth wallowing in a shiggy pit out there earlier

I remembered how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge. That must have been how poor Bereth felt so down downs were in order.  I think she ended up getting a hash name after that episode…”SexPit” was it?  She went on to whip about everyone else present and we were nearly out of beer.

Astronut then remembered that he was hare whip, he forgot the charges he was supposed to remember so he got Sybil for thumbing a ride on in from about half way through the run. Normally the face of a hare can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face, but this time that was about it.

The Quadriplegic run is coming up soon, give it a try, it’s over in Batam and should be a blast..For those of you that yearn to abuse your privates, there is also a mountain bike run the day after the Quad.

On-On,

PS. I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

More advise for Black Widow on handling her students in Hong Kong:

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, If your taking your students to EuroDisneyland, Drive them to an old burned-out warehouse in the Paris suburbs. "Oh no," you say, "EuroDisneyland burned down."

They’ll probably cry and cry, but I think that deep down they’ll think it was a pretty good joke. Then you can start to drive over to the real EuroDisneyland, but if it’s getting pretty late, stop and have some nice wine instead.

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