Run No.            1059 & 1060

When                20 & 27 December 2002

Where               Cactus Road and Hindhede Walk then Hindehede Road

Hares                MiniHumper and a few wymin and then the Committee for the other one

Occasion          pre and post Christmas celebrations

Members           42 and 45

Virgins              2 and 0

Visitors             5 and 5

Circle Reports                                                                      

After having an enormous amount of food and booze, Christmas was finally over and we can all look forward to at least a year or so before trying to remember how to cook a turkey again.  Since I was too lazy to write last weeks newsletter I’ll add it to this weeks. So…If all present remember, the rain gods blessed us with a no rain afternoon when MiniHumper gallantly set what turned out to be a pretty good run (1059), injuries aside of course, ChickenShit got her first ever fracture on the run, coincidently, the trail ended up covering trail where Amy broke his ankle on the July 4^th run set by Kamikaze, is there something in names?  I think that was back before the great rain began anyway.    Ahh, the sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof, it’s beginning to sorta remind me of the sound of urine splashing into a filthy wash room in a Malaysian rest area only with less flies about since we’re in Singapore.

PamdorasBox was brought into the circle and offered a cold down-down to keep MH from drinking alone and they said the on-on would be just down the road, I heard they had a reasonable turnout which was appreciated by the hares.  Just like the hares going through the difficulty of setting the run then managing an on-on, It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having DeepValley cook up about a hundred Chicken Wings, then the guys at Underwater World in Sentosa say, "You can't throw chicken to those pink dolphins. They eat fish!"  Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up!

On the next run following Christmas, The committee run setters were called in by..the committee I guess.  GM (CB), me, Strapless and SpeedyTits set the run, the mob said good run (1060)! We were a bit worried about it because of interference by the Nature Reserve constabulary, about ¼ into the run, a ranger poked his head out from the bushes and said ‘you can’t write on that.’, he then stood there studying the words “Back Check” trying to determine if it may be some sort of  threat, I later mentioned to ChasTITyBelt that it was a good thing I decided not to write a challenging “Back Prague” to slow the FRBs lest we be mistaken for that infamous terror gang from the Caucuses.

Back to the pre-xmas run, Our injured Grand Mattress called all the virgins, visitors and riffraff on in, on the next run this was done by SpeedyTits.  Indy was visiting for the first run, and BlackWidow showed up for the next.  Others were BloodShit for both, a horde of virgins for the first, a new gal that got named “Topless” for leaving all her gear at Kamikaze’s place a while back, and other folks from far and near. Then, on to the whippin.

KiasuLun got Mouthfull and SaddleSoar for insinuating that he would prefer stopping at the makan stall for tea and biscuits with them instead of finishing the run.  They invited him into the hawker stall, so he was now inviting them into the circle for a down-down.  They should have realised, KiasuLun take his hash running seriously cause you never now when Armageddon might arrive and then all that running real fast and jumping over stuff skills will come in real handy.  Black Widow was MW1 for the post xmas run.  She got GM for appointing her whip before even wishing her a happy holiday, then me and then Stash for screwing up her opportunity to work off a bit of the festive food and booze she’s gonna have in the next week, she was back about 20 minutes after the run started, claimed I set the run so deserved a down down for confusing her, and Stash for leading her further away from the run and on in too early.  I have some advise to take back to the Hong Kong school children taught by Black Widow in the convent.  If ever one of your students asks, ‘Where does rain come from’?  I think a cute thing to tell them would be, ‘Because God is crying’.  Then if the student asks, ‘Why is God crying?’ I think another cute thing to tell them would be, ‘Probably  because of something you did’!  Then you could tell them to go to there room and think about that. All the kids would then think you’re the best!

MMW was Armless, he claimed he had nothing to whip anyone for then proceeded to whip just about all present reducing the circle to a giggling, inebriated, quivering blob of x-mass pudding.  There was a bit of buggery (with Stash), mention of shaved nether regions (with Sybil), news about the condom crisis in the US, and how Blair (RooningShit) had the solution to bail out big devil (Stash again). Then Boo got a down down for being Boo. Armless pretty much covered it all, except the giant monster invading Singapore.  You know probably the most scary thing about having King Kong running loose in Singapore would be those giant monster genitalia flopping all about.  Back to the future…Kamikaze was MMW the following week. He got HungryBum on in for outrunning the Tuesday boys at the Wednesday run, then he delivered the $4,000 mountain bike that shoeless won, and left behind at the recent charity run so graciously organized by Kamikaze, it was a little small, but I’m sure Shoeless will find a good little trail or something to use it on.  Then Boo was again charged with knowing too much on the run, and adding to the delinquency of both RooningShit and Stiffy. Finally Barbarian and Bushy were charged for getting a new lolly and prattling on about who gets to drive home tonight a few too many times. As customary, all were good sports and enjoyed there down downs and that’s why the hash is the hash and everything else is simply, everything else.

In the earlier run, LooseChange called Indy in to give her a birthday down down, in the latter, The Bull had CooChiCoo on in for being so successful but driving such as wreck. I think The Bull is still trying to sell his car Coochie!  The Bull gave a free t-shirt to a more deserving Topless, and that stage, Barbarian then got Coochie (last week) for hijacking his e-mail address (insider I think) after first attempting a coup with his woman.  Then CCC gave GrandMaster a mulled wine down down for mucking up the runsite by allowing the pesky residents to interfere with runsite 1, then there was a medley of charges and finally Topless was blamed for everything.

The mulled wine and minced pies were enjoyed by all, post xmas? I think, and then we all went on-on.  I think it might be a good idea for all to show up next week again for Astronut and Poser’s run.

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