Run No.            1069, 70, 71, 72

When                7 March – 28 March 2003

Where               All over the island

Hares                See below

Occasion          See below

Members           43, 40, 44,

Virgins              1, 4, 4

Visitors etc        4, 2, 9

Circle Report (s)

I know I have been errant and my humble task is to enlighten the world, and write the NL.  Life, like the hash is really just a game, and you must know how to play, or else you lose and can only blame your own stupidity or lack of motivation. I'm not going to be beaten at my own game. Or then again... Here’s what happened in brief:

1069: First time for LCH3 from the New Turf City, and likely the last time.  Seems the TC folks don’t like us LCH3 group for some reason.  The hares did a good job but it was a bit confusing with another hash’s (Seletar) paper inter-twined with ours.

HW: AdNauseum, got the Boo of course. MW(s) Boo, got the skinny hashers on in for being (hungry) signs of the times, then he got the walkers for changing the hashes image to a running club with a walking problem. 

MMW: Dickless, did a fine job of noticing the distinct lack of turf at turf city, blamed it on Speedy, then called in a fringe group of “runners”, all following Hungry Bum round some other trail but within view occasionally.

AOB: NotTonight got Cindy on in, seems she came all the way from the US and decided to try the Tuesday hash….did it work?  Take a guess.  Then the Bull had a yarn to spin about Molly retiring this past week…did she get a going off bash from SIA?  Take a guess.  PhoneyDick then had a little one to share with all. He caught Hacker buying new runners across the way earlier, would he ever use them? Take a guess.

1070: Missing…..Shoeless??? (Rusty???)

1071: Ahhh Brewerkz, brings back memories of forgetting many an evening… The run was an A to B with bus back to BW where the grog and food was plentiful.  Grand Mistress had a bunch of virgins and visitors from almost everywhere on in.  FannyFlasher and Degenital were back after a long time missing.   It looked like, Me, MiniMe & MiniMiniMe were invited in when three rather hair challenged visitors were invited on in. 

Us committee were called in by the committee to hold up some funny queue cards. I couldn’t read mine but it had something to do with the upcumming AGM.  With this in mind remember, the difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' on the committee is like a ham and egg breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

Hooray was harewhip and he got the Irish, then he made a couple of the gals come by just wiggling his finger…hmmm, well, he wiggled, and they came in the circle…you know what I mean, right?  MW: Harecut, Gave me a down down for lackadaisical news letter publishing.  He got a few more for various misdemeanors, then he got G-String for racing back to Brewerkz to get her fair share of grog.

The GM invited the patron saints of Brewerkz on in to demonstrate proper conduct becoming a down down.  We heard the brew masters days are numbered because of a buyout from up North….Does this mean the end is near for good grog and much from the popular microbrewery?  Take a guess!

AyamKampung was MMW. She got ChasTITyBelt for conspiring to limit the use of towels after the run??? Nary did I hear the rest of the whipping.  There were awards, Boo has 650 runs, I have 250, Suzy Wong and Ayam Kampung have 50 or 100, we all got t-shirts and a down down.

After, there was buku rejoicing and we all got a bunch of red beer and food and as it is funnier to be drunk than it is too watch drunk people, I decided to have a few for a change.  I was witness to all of this.

1072: Velcro twins have decided it’s time, and they have also decided the place.  Cowboy hats were allowed in the circle, a first, for the hats anyway. The run was quite a good one, had all the trimmings inclusive of drink stop.  Next weeks run is the shrimp and devilled curry run.  I can’t be there so please take notes for me someone.

I think he may may have been of German descent…the MW, he hauled in Bushy and Barbarian for turning him into  a taxi, and he got Strapless and BigProblem for being FRBs and confusing his run, seems some paper was moved mid-run?? 

BA\and Stiff got a new t-shirt for 50 and 150 runs tonight.

Then….the Wedding Ceremony happened….Cowpoke SloCum drug his washer-woman JackOff on in with a rope, she tried to put up a fight, but was out muscled by a determined groom.  PhoneyDick presided since we were lacking clergy, and he has a wee bit of experience, having once attended a funeral for an uncle that passed away back in the war of 1922.  All went well, I couldn’t get a transcript of the service, but I must say the couple were a handsome bride and groom and we all wish them well.   SloCum and JackOff – The future is yours for the shaping…

Then we had a MMW.  He was Stash and he had a few charges.  Thanks to Speedy, I didn’t get a down-down, despite that Stash is fully aware that hon-sec doesn’t write the newsletter, but only publishes it, and for some reason I was spared anyway.  Then Rusty was fair game as a Kiwi that chases dogs instead of sheep, as observed on the run!! 

Notice:  AyamKampung left her 1000^th run “Survivor” T-shirt at Brewerkz last week…Did anyone find it?  There is a reward for its safe return. (Not money but the grateful owner will likely provide a hug for its safe return)

That is all for this month, I’m short of time and...  Hare line following is a mess, sorry folks, my fault, Grand Mistress has it all under control.

On-On,

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."

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